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Me and my pancake-eatin’ buddies are very confused about movies! Here are some excerpts from our conversations while enjoying a very fine piece of fried dough in “pancake” form at Happy Diner, which is a happy diner we eat at.
Jeb thought Little Miss Sunshine was a sequel to Stuart Little, where Stuart is trapped in a mine shaft without natural light. “That mouse makes me smile. Someone should save him or he’s gonna die of not eatin',” he said after asking a plant for a menu.
Jebby thought that Flight 93 was a sequel to a movie Flight 92. “I never seen any of those Flight movies... it must be fun to see a movie about flying all full of joy!” he said after ordering a fried water glass for his meal.
Jebadiah thought that The Departed was a movie where Dee Wallace-Stone (the Mom from E.T.) was split into two pieces by an axe. “She was nice to E.T., so it’s sad to see her die like that,” he said while eating salt with a spoon.
We were then thrown out of Happy Diner for hiding oversized bottles of ketchup in our pants.
Me and my pancake-eatin’ buddies are very confused about movies! Here are some excerpts from our conversations while enjoying a very fine piece of fried dough in “pancake” form at Happy Diner, which is a happy diner we eat at.
Jeb thought Little Miss Sunshine was a sequel to Stuart Little, where Stuart is trapped in a mine shaft without natural light. “That mouse makes me smile. Someone should save him or he’s gonna die of not eatin',” he said after asking a plant for a menu.
Jebby thought that Flight 93 was a sequel to a movie Flight 92. “I never seen any of those Flight movies... it must be fun to see a movie about flying all full of joy!” he said after ordering a fried water glass for his meal.
Jebadiah thought that The Departed was a movie where Dee Wallace-Stone (the Mom from E.T.) was split into two pieces by an axe. “She was nice to E.T., so it’s sad to see her die like that,” he said while eating salt with a spoon.
We were then thrown out of Happy Diner for hiding oversized bottles of ketchup in our pants.
5 comments:
I thought The Last King of Scotland was going to be about... a king... of Scotland. Does that make me as retarded as these rejects from Caged Ypsilanti?
I was surprised as heck while watching "In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon" . . . Shortround was neither short nor round.
I finally caught up with We Are Marshall. I just want to warn everybody that there is no character in the movie named Marshall who has two heads.
And here I was looking forward to seeing Rosey Grier on the big screen again.
Say Ma-no to Ma-noux!
Wayne Cheeze!
Wayne Cheese has just out-wordplayed Manoux! Will the king of spoonerisms be toppled (and beaten and hung... like Saddam)?
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