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All these predictions will come true. That is predicted!
* Kick off time will be delayed 3 minutes to get a chicken off the field. The chicken will be revealed to be the property of Colts' Kicker Adam Vinatieri.
* Colts Quarterback Peyton Manning will throw a ball straight up in the air which will get stuck in the ceiling rafters. Staff at the RCA Dome have an extra-long broom handle, used in exactly these cases.
* Chiefs Tight End Tony Gonzalas will attempt to "hide" under the Astroturf in a misdirection play. The play will fail when the Colts defense notices the extremely large bump in the carpet.
* Chiefs Running Back Larry Johnson will score a touchdown and stick out his tongue at injured running back Priest Holmes. Holmes will then shed a single tear.
* Colts Defensive End Dwight Freeney will sack Chiefs Quarterback Trent Green. Then they will take off their helmets and make out.
* Down by 13, Colts Receiver Reggie Wayne will catch a touchdown pass. To the shock of the crowd, he will then reveal he is wearing the "Double Points Talisman" around his neck, which doubles the points of any scoring play, making the 7 point play worth 14. (The Talisman is an ancient artifact from George Hallas, and many in the NFL do not believe it exists. It may be played only once in a generation.)
* After a final score in regulation of 64-64, and seven overtime periods of no scoring, the game will devolve into a knife fight, very reminiscent of Micheal Jackson's "Bad" video. After Marvin Harrison stabs the final Chief player (Cornerback Ty Law), the Colts will be declared the winner, and will be scheduled to play the Baltimore Ravens next week.
* Kick off time will be delayed 3 minutes to get a chicken off the field. The chicken will be revealed to be the property of Colts' Kicker Adam Vinatieri.
* Colts Quarterback Peyton Manning will throw a ball straight up in the air which will get stuck in the ceiling rafters. Staff at the RCA Dome have an extra-long broom handle, used in exactly these cases.
* Chiefs Tight End Tony Gonzalas will attempt to "hide" under the Astroturf in a misdirection play. The play will fail when the Colts defense notices the extremely large bump in the carpet.
* Chiefs Running Back Larry Johnson will score a touchdown and stick out his tongue at injured running back Priest Holmes. Holmes will then shed a single tear.
* Colts Defensive End Dwight Freeney will sack Chiefs Quarterback Trent Green. Then they will take off their helmets and make out.
* Down by 13, Colts Receiver Reggie Wayne will catch a touchdown pass. To the shock of the crowd, he will then reveal he is wearing the "Double Points Talisman" around his neck, which doubles the points of any scoring play, making the 7 point play worth 14. (The Talisman is an ancient artifact from George Hallas, and many in the NFL do not believe it exists. It may be played only once in a generation.)
* After a final score in regulation of 64-64, and seven overtime periods of no scoring, the game will devolve into a knife fight, very reminiscent of Micheal Jackson's "Bad" video. After Marvin Harrison stabs the final Chief player (Cornerback Ty Law), the Colts will be declared the winner, and will be scheduled to play the Baltimore Ravens next week.
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