* 1 mouse, small
* Hair, not from mouse, from a cat?
* A child's friendship bracelet, may have been worn by the mouse as the band is very small
* A bus ticket, definitely came from mouse. The ticket is from Dade County (Florida?)
* A tear-stained picture of a cat
* A Dear-John/Mouse letter, full of paw prints
* An email invitation to a mouse to come on the Montell Williams show
I get it. The mouse was trying to kill himself in my coffee. Well why didn't you say so, mouse?
I'm holding him under now. It's better that way, little guy. Just sleep...
Photo by Librarian Avenger
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Things found floating in Larry King's Pat Robertson age-defying protein shake:
* trace amounts of Ginsana, apparently recovered from gastrointestinal tracts of Death Row inmates post-execution
* ground bits of the Dead Sea Scrolls
* John Grisham's latest thriller, uncorrected proofs
* pubic hair identified as belonging to Stacy Keach (note from Larry: need to speak to Shawn ASAP)
Wayne Cheeze!
Let's all say it together...
"Who uses Ginsana? Pimps, hookers, screws, stiffs, scumbags... and Larry King."
I love WAYNE CHEESE!
I believe that Garlique! was also found in this shake. Garlique!
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