Thursday, January 25, 2007

The new mall


The new mall is simpler and more entertaining.

It is a JC Penney on one end and a Macy’s on another. In between is ¼ mile of bounce house floor, rubber walls, and roving packs of animals and birds.

To travel between JC Penney and Macy’s is a wonderful trip of bouncing and animal friends.

There are no Hot Topic stores or kiosks that sell Hermit Crabs.

There are no outside doors. No one enters, no one leaves.

Everyone lives forever, due to the protection from outside sunlight and zombies.

Designed, as promised, by Westfield ShoppingTown.

Photo by jurvetson

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