Thursday, January 4, 2007

How to Get Back at Your Seven Year Old


Photo by yamabobobo

Spray paint your remote control white.

Tell the seven-year-old you bought her the Nintendo Wii.

Put on an episode of Dora The Explorer.

Tell her to start playing by waving the remote around.

When she gets frustrated that Dora is non-responsive, tell her the Wii is not working because she has been bad and the Wii is angry.

The twist to this... it's not even my seven-year-old! I don't even really know her!

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