Friday, January 12, 2007

My Grandma can’t stop ripping famous people’s hearts out.


Photo by totomai

Literally, she knows that ka-ra-te move where she plunges her hand in your chest and pulls the heart out, still beating. Here are the last few famous people she has done this to.

4) Ronnie Millsap – at a “Dick’s Last Stand” restaurant

3) Gary “U.S.” Bonds – at a “Ed Debevic’s” restaurant

2) Dwayne Eddie – at a “Bob’s Crab Shack” restaurant

1) Tanya Tucker – at "Hustler Hollywood" on Sunset Blvd.

How does she meet so many famous people? She is magnanimous and electric.

Why does she rip their hearts out? She is full of rage and strong like a horse.

Did they deserve to die? Yes, because she reads this website, and I’m frightened.

Why is she not in jail? She is the diplomat to Trinidad/Tobago and has immunity.

Why did Ronnie Millsap teach her this move? He really wanted to die at “Dick’s Last Stand.”

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