France is missing

Photo by Andy Hay

It's totally crazy, but France is gone. It went missing last night right under our noses while we were asleep. Why did we drink all that rubbing alcohol?

Now you go west from Germany and you drive right into the freaking ocean, man!

Spain couldn't be more an island, and the Spanish people are crying for baguettes.

If you swim the English Channel, you have to swim a lot further and you will end up in Belgium. Oooh, the cramps!

Where did France go? Did George W. Bush bomb it cause they stole all our Freedom Fries? Did they run away because the Steve Martin version of The Pink Panther?

Wait a minute! I just found France. Turns out the country is vacationing in Thailand, enjoying the country's burgeoning sex industry.

Viva La Hummer, You Frenchies!