The Icelandic children have regrouped. They have turned their natural intensity and have focused it on an all out attack on an eastern seaboard city.
They have selected Maine as the location of their first strike, because it is most like their homeland (rocky shorelines, humongous lobsters). And the US military often mistakes Maine for Canada, and therefore forgets to guard it.
They have selected Maine as the location of their first strike, because it is most like their homeland (rocky shorelines, humongous lobsters). And the US military often mistakes Maine for Canada, and therefore forgets to guard it.
The Landnámabók (The Icelandic book of Settlement) foretells of this attack. "In one and one years post the Lance Armstrong reign, the land of Hawkeye Pierce will fall to our children of way eerie stares."
Iceland is the fourth happiest place in the world. When its crazy-ass children devour the weak citizens of Augusta and Portland, Iceland will then become the second happiest place in the world (passing Amsterdam, second only to Disneyland).
Feel the rush!
Photo by lydurs
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