Guest Posting from Jebby TrainChoo
As a male, I experienced the joy of childbirth. Yes, I was pregnant, but only for a few weeks. My distended belly told me so.
When it came time to give birth, I only passed a single leg. I am of the opinion that my baby will come out piece by piece, to be assembled by me outside of the womb.
When I say a leg, I mean only a leg bone. The other meat bits should come later.
Um…
Well…
You got me. I ate a chicken bone whole and it took two weeks to pass through my intestine.
I feel this is equivalent to the joy of motherhood.
Where is my baby shower, Clem?
As a male, I experienced the joy of childbirth. Yes, I was pregnant, but only for a few weeks. My distended belly told me so.
When it came time to give birth, I only passed a single leg. I am of the opinion that my baby will come out piece by piece, to be assembled by me outside of the womb.
When I say a leg, I mean only a leg bone. The other meat bits should come later.
Um…
Well…
You got me. I ate a chicken bone whole and it took two weeks to pass through my intestine.
I feel this is equivalent to the joy of motherhood.
Where is my baby shower, Clem?
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