1) When people call me, I pick up the chocolate phone and have a bite of chocolate.
2) No one calls me, because you cannot make a working phone out of chocolate.
3) Since you cannot make a working phone out of chocolate, I do not have any sort of phone.
4) I just sit at home and eat chocolate and wonder why no one calls.
I am 375 pounds and not as happy as I thought I would be when I hatched this plan 19 years ago.
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4 comments:
i hatched this exact same plan 19 years ago as well, and i must say that i am extremely happy. i am also 475 pounds, so you just have another 100 pounds to go for ultimate happiness.
Nice. Maybe I should deep fry my chocolate phone to speed things along?
I have a phone made of a cactus. That's a tremendous disincentive to answer when someone calls.
Ason "J.J.", you are prickly.
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