Monday, December 4, 2006

It's Time To Remake The Fabulous Baker Boys as Anime


Since all of us have worn out our VHS copies of The Fabulous Baker Boys through daily viewing, and Michelle Pfieffer has lost her looks in a major way, it's time to make a new as Japanese anime version.

Anime would be a significant improvement...

* Frank and Jack Baker's names will be changed to Tetsuo and Kobiashi Hai.

* The scene here Frank covers up Jack's bald spot in the bathroom will now be a psyonic energy fight with Yul, Wolf God of Twilight.

* Jeff Bridges's character will have tentacles that play the piano. They also serve as a biological weapon that shoots a milk-like substance.

* Michelle Pfieffer's character will wear this nurses outfit and get topless more often.

* Instead of singing on top a piano, she will sing on top of a floating city that has been carved from a whale carcass (designed by Hayao Miyazaki!)

I have over twenty Japanese venture capitalists/fetishists ready to pony up the seed money.

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