It's Off To The Racists!

Photo by Jeff Hitchcock

With Apocalypto blazing the box-office, and Micheal Richards hotter than ever, racism is all the rage in Hollywood!

Check out the latest goings-on in Tinseltown!

* At the premiere of Charlotte's Web, Dakota Fanning showed clear disdain for non-whites.

* Ron Howard failed to cast Forrest Whittaker in The Da Vinci Code.

* Mencia from Mind of Mencia keeps going on an on about Hispanics.

* Ed Bradley died while the white members of 60 Minutes live on.

* The Indian Who Cries at Garbage from the 70's commercials is denied his SAG renewal by President Melissa Gilbert.

* Al Roker now closes most Today Show broadcasts with the gangland handsignal for "Kill Whitey!" (Which admitately is looks a lot like a man scratching the side of his nose.)

Is racism "right"? Of course, not.

Is it HOT? Absolutely!