Throw away those old notions of Santa Claus. Opening presents is for suckers, since all presents have lead in them and lead is a killer!
Ready your self for Santa Claus Excitement. Santa Claus Excitement (shown here is Cat form, but also available as Eagle and Tiger Shark) comes to your house with attitude!
Santa Claus Excitement enters your house at 3am, after the late bars have closed. Santa Claus Excitement has a full light show, set to ESPN's Jock Jams.
The whole ceremony is very sexy, and comes with an exciting offer. Santa Claus Excitement is willing to offer you a check for $1000. All you have to do is agree to be socked in the jaw sometime in 2007. Sign the form and the check is yours.
Will the punch to the face hurt? Absolutely. Santa Claus Excitement works out at a gym and will wait to hit you when you are defenseless (e.g. asleep, at work, eating soup).
Stop getting presents full of deadly lead! Sign the form presented to you buy the animal-formed Santa Claus Excitement. Perhaps the $1000 will cover your future medical bills, jerk!
Happy Holi-daze!
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