Read Part one of my tale here: http://clownwolf.blogspot.com/2006/12/tight-spot.html
Now the latest...
I got a picture of a Knick buying a Zagnut! The Knick was Phil Jackson and I sort of cheated by telling him Zagnut was a new hemp herbal energy somethingoranother. But he bought it, ate it, and there are chunks of it still in his beard.
I also have a pair of underwear on (albeit ladies and too small. And crotchless.)
So Christmas was not cancelled, but all the dogs went to Cuba anyway.
Now without any American dogs, there are too many cats on the street, and they have unionized. Their new found fearlessness have enabled them to form human-like structures, comprised of cats that have clawed themselves together. These cat-cluster humans now walk the earth and have demanded that all the DVD copies of Air Bud be destroyed.
The penalty of our failure is the death of all NHL goalies. Without goalies, the scoring in hockey games will be too high (like 12-11 or something like that!)
Anyway, I have cleared out most of Maine and Vermont of Air Bud and have New Hampshire next to do. To all 2008 presidential politicians, I will leave this state for you to clear in interest of time and will move directly to upstate New York.
Don't let me down, McCain and Obama!
Now the latest...
I got a picture of a Knick buying a Zagnut! The Knick was Phil Jackson and I sort of cheated by telling him Zagnut was a new hemp herbal energy somethingoranother. But he bought it, ate it, and there are chunks of it still in his beard.
I also have a pair of underwear on (albeit ladies and too small. And crotchless.)
So Christmas was not cancelled, but all the dogs went to Cuba anyway.
Now without any American dogs, there are too many cats on the street, and they have unionized. Their new found fearlessness have enabled them to form human-like structures, comprised of cats that have clawed themselves together. These cat-cluster humans now walk the earth and have demanded that all the DVD copies of Air Bud be destroyed.
The penalty of our failure is the death of all NHL goalies. Without goalies, the scoring in hockey games will be too high (like 12-11 or something like that!)
Anyway, I have cleared out most of Maine and Vermont of Air Bud and have New Hampshire next to do. To all 2008 presidential politicians, I will leave this state for you to clear in interest of time and will move directly to upstate New York.
Don't let me down, McCain and Obama!
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