I was shocked to look at my watch after viewing Casino Royale, as the movie was five and a half hours long.
Where did the time go? I did a break down.
Thank you Hollywood, for giving me an excuse not to see my children!
Where did the time go? I did a break down.
- Origin of Daniel Craig in black and white - 10 minutes
- Jumping on top of building in Africa like lemurs - 65 minutes
- Killing bad Africans - 5 minutes
- Looking up phone numbers on Sony Erickson phone - 25 minutes
- Looking up Internet sites on Sony Viao computer - 20 minutes
- Texas Hold Em Poker in Monte Carlo scene - 135 minutes
- Killing more Africans - 10 minutes
- More Texas Hold Em Poker, I guess - 40 minutes
- Hitting Daniel Craig's balls with a hard rope - 10 minutes
Thank you Hollywood, for giving me an excuse not to see my children!
3 comments:
What about the 396 minutes it took Craig's (aka "Bond's") balls to recover. Those must have been some sore balls! Do you think they swelled up? Did he have to have a ball hammock to hold them? Would someone have to drain the fluids? Given the amount of time spent on Craig-Bond's ball recovery, I'm woefully underinformed.
We would have learned more about genital (aka "ball") surgery, if NBC hadn't cancelled Dick Bigsby, Groin Specialist midway during its first episode.
(Apologies to Tim Maloney for stolen joke.)
You don't have to apologize. The Groin Specialist series was very educ ational -- and very EXCITTING -- for everyone! Thanks, Dick Bigsby, for everything!
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