Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Clown vs. Wolf Battle Results: Celebrity Edition #12

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This month: James Franco vs. Richard Farnsworth!

Franco, one of those serious clowns, tries to act all moody as an open.

Farnsworth, despite being in his early 80's and dead, is not impressed. Farnsworth killed himself in 2000 (shooting himself in a barn), so the wolf-like man does not back down from a fight.

Franco takes a weak but pretty swing at Farnsworth. Farnsworth grabs Franco's Hollywood face. Since Fransworth's animated dead body holds no water, his dryness quickly turns Franco into dust.

Farnsworth, having found new freedom after death, parlays the win by having his John Deere tractor from The Straight Story set ablaze on the lawn of Megan Follows, his co-star from the 1985 Canadian adaptation of Anne of Green Gables.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clown vs wolk ?

Greg Rice said...

Clown, you got me. It indeed is clown vs. wolk.

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