I woke up this morning and instead of presents, Santa had stolen all of the chairs in my house.
So I called up the 4-5 chair stores that I knew off-hand were open on Christmas, and all of THEIR CHAIRS WERE ALSO SWIPPED! By Santa???
The facts:
"Chair Palace (open Christmas)" - no chairs.
"Not by the Hair of My Chairy Chair Chair (Jews)" - no chairs
"Sonny and Chair (not normally open on Christmas, but made an exception)" - no chairs
"The Only Open Christmas Day Chair Place" - no chairs
"Come Get Your Christmas Chairs, even on Christmas Day" - no chairs
And on, and on... there are 17 more examples.
What the 'F' Santa? Are you mad at us? And how is making us dig out our old beanbags solving anything?
Anyway, Santa, you are still a cool guy and I hope we can be friends.
3 comments:
It is Santa. He's replacing his sleigh with a CHAIRiot. Get it?
But in Russia, chair get you.
My favorite former USSR variant commedian.
"In Latvia, chair get replaced when communist leave, to get the stink off..."
-Latvian Smirnoff
"Chair was Brezhnev. Then Chair was Chernenko. Then Chair was Andropov. They all die. Now no Chair."
-- Ukrainian Volkoff
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