Christmas reminds us how much we know about Jesus the Baby. Loaves and the Fishes reminded us what a kick ass college kid he was. What happened in the middle?
Here are some fun facts about Jesus' "missing years" (ages 1-18).
Jesus' first word: Romans!
Jesus' first sentence: Watch out for Romans!
Jesus' first toy: The Blessed Blocks of Irregular Cut Wood.
Jesus' first playmate: Billy of Nazareth
Jesus' first comment on his report card: "Won't listen to teacher, too preoccupied blessing the meek."
Jesus' first videogame (arcade): Frogger
Jesus' first videogame (console): Super Mario 3
Jesus' first movie (PG or higher): Cannonball Run. (Note: Movies were just acted out live back in the day. But the scriptures did foretell of a grand race among Sts. DeLuise, Reynolds, Bradshaw and Tillis.)
Jesus' first album: Jim Nabors Christmas Album - See Above. (Note: Obviously CDs did not exist, so Jesus owned this on vinyl.)
Jesus' first girlfriend crush: Betty of Nazareth
Jesus' first used car: Either an El Camino or a donkey (accounts are not definitive)
Jesus' first used car: Either an El Camino or a donkey (accounts are not definitive)
Jesus' myspace page: www.myspace.com/dadexpectsalot
Merry Christmas, from Clown vs. Wolf.
Here is hoping your holiday is full of Wolves and no Clowns!
3 comments:
Funny, funny stuff .. I'd definitely be in for a live performance of Cannonball Run!
Reel Fanatic... you are in! You play Mel Tillis' part. Here are your sides.
Bradshaw (loading car with 12+ cases of beer): Do we have enough beer?
Tillis: P-p-p-p-plenty.
Bradshaw: But do we have enough to eat?
Tillis holds up small bag of chips.
Tillis: P-p-p-p-plenty.
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