I have a friend who is a page (non-molested) at the White House. He claims that there was a strange occurrence a week ago last Friday with President Bush and his dog Barney. In fact, you can call it a "Freaky Friday," as the President and Barney switched their minds into each other’s bodies!
In the past few days since the switch, things have gotten a lot better for both parties. Barney, in the President’s body, is much more modest. He is less willing to engage in corporate cronyism and now has a comprehensive phase-out plan for Iraq.
Barney President also gives Dick Chaney regular licks on the face, which really has loosened up the Vice President. (Chaney has not told anyone to go “f” themselves in over a week!)
On the other hand, President Bush, in Barney’s body, is much happier. He is able to go for runs, take long naps, and lick himself. Also for the first time in years, he gets to sleep in the same bed as Laura Bush.
Turns out these Freaky Fridays happen all the time. Over the past years, the following pairs have also switched bodies: John McCain and a jellyfish, Bill Frist and a moron; Sean Hannity and a piece of human feces.
In the past few days since the switch, things have gotten a lot better for both parties. Barney, in the President’s body, is much more modest. He is less willing to engage in corporate cronyism and now has a comprehensive phase-out plan for Iraq.
Barney President also gives Dick Chaney regular licks on the face, which really has loosened up the Vice President. (Chaney has not told anyone to go “f” themselves in over a week!)
On the other hand, President Bush, in Barney’s body, is much happier. He is able to go for runs, take long naps, and lick himself. Also for the first time in years, he gets to sleep in the same bed as Laura Bush.
Turns out these Freaky Fridays happen all the time. Over the past years, the following pairs have also switched bodies: John McCain and a jellyfish, Bill Frist and a moron; Sean Hannity and a piece of human feces.
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did you hear that Donald Rumsfeld's new job is following the president around and 'curbing' him? he's not that happy about it, but i think he's tired of all the jihads.
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