Since all of us have worn out our VHS copies of The Fabulous Baker Boys through daily viewing, and Michelle Pfieffer has lost her looks in a major way, it's time to make a new as Japanese anime version.
Anime would be a significant improvement...
* Frank and Jack Baker's names will be changed to Tetsuo and Kobiashi Hai.
* The scene here Frank covers up Jack's bald spot in the bathroom will now be a psyonic energy fight with Yul, Wolf God of Twilight.
* Jeff Bridges's character will have tentacles that play the piano. They also serve as a biological weapon that shoots a milk-like substance.
* Michelle Pfieffer's character will wear this nurses outfit and get topless more often.
* Instead of singing on top a piano, she will sing on top of a floating city that has been carved from a whale carcass (designed by Hayao Miyazaki!)
I have over twenty Japanese venture capitalists/fetishists ready to pony up the seed money.
Anime would be a significant improvement...
* Frank and Jack Baker's names will be changed to Tetsuo and Kobiashi Hai.
* The scene here Frank covers up Jack's bald spot in the bathroom will now be a psyonic energy fight with Yul, Wolf God of Twilight.
* Jeff Bridges's character will have tentacles that play the piano. They also serve as a biological weapon that shoots a milk-like substance.
* Michelle Pfieffer's character will wear this nurses outfit and get topless more often.
* Instead of singing on top a piano, she will sing on top of a floating city that has been carved from a whale carcass (designed by Hayao Miyazaki!)
I have over twenty Japanese venture capitalists/fetishists ready to pony up the seed money.
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