Sunday, December 10, 2006

Hot New Retail Chain: NordStrom Thurmond


The hottest new business venture is the chain of NordStrom Thurmond department stores.

They carry two lines of clothes: basic/classic and hot/trendy. They are kept in equally-sized, yet seperate sections in the stores. All customers are welcome to shop in either section. But when shopping in a particular section, they request you only use that sections' designated bathroom and water fountain.

More stores opening this Spring in South Carolina and the scarier parts of Texas.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

People, I'm an investor in this chain, and I'm making a lot of money, people.

Anonymous said...

The first time I went into NordStrom I shopped in the basic/classic section with my hot/trendy boyfriend. Oh Boy! the stares we got! You could tell the other men were uncomfortable with the size of his enormous hot/trendy action wear. Plus he could totally play basketball way better than them. But he does do a lot of drugs, can't hold a job and has three baby mamas. A girl can't be too picky these days!

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