Friday, December 8, 2006

Clown vs. Wolf Battle Results - Round 20


Round 20: Clown with Powers of Superman vs. Iron Lung Crippled Wolf

This is a short one, and should be obvious to all how this one turns out.

Clown with Powers of Superman, comes in flying strong. He gives a quick burst of heat vision to Iron Lung Crippled Wolf. The heat vision pops of the top latch of the iron lung.

Clown Superman thinks disabling the iron lung will stop the wolf from breathing, ending the battle. But the clown had only popped open the outer-casing, and not the actual iron lung at all.

What was staring at Clown Superman when the hatch popped open? Wolf-enhanced Kryptonite! (The wolf enhancement makes the substance treble more powerful than standard Luthor-enhanced Kryptonite.)

The blisters on Clown Superman's eyelids are just the beginning. Within seconds the clown is liquefied.

Iron Lung Crippled Wolf is then sent on a 14 state lecture tour, financed by the American Enterprise Institute.

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Clown vs. Wolf is an exploration on why, when a clown and wolf fight, it is always the wolf that wins. This is universally true, even when clown is a Germanic Knife and Poison Clown - the deadliest Clown known to man.