Christmas Ham Dinner cannot believe you called him the poor man's Turkey Dinner! Ham costs more than turkey, at least certain kind of ham does! And turkey is not cured.
You are being very insensitive. Christmas Ham is not an afterthought. It is something to look forward to, at least after Christmas presents and NBA games!
If you do not apologize to Christmas Ham, we will all be eating Duck for Christmas and that it one step above eating nothing!
Stop getting me in the middle of these things!
Your sister,
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