CvW's Best Toy of 2006

Just in time for your Holiday shopping, Clown Vs. Wolf has announced its recommendation for Best Holiday Toy for 2006.

It is the Animatronic James Earl Jones!

Extremely life-like, the doll stands six feet tall and emits his signature baritone voice. Because of legal copyright issues, the doll does not say lines from The Lion King, Star Wars, or CNN. But it does have the ability to say several lines from the film Sneakers, in which he had a small cameo. Here are a few examples...

"I am James Earl Jones."

"Welcome to Sneakers, starring Robert Redford."

"Are you done sneaking, Robert Redford?"

"James Earl Jones expresses his condolences to the family of River Phoenix."

It is a bit pricey ($400K), but totally worth it.

Act fast! Like the Nintendo Wii, this is in short supply. In fact, there is only one available. That is because he is not a doll... it's actually the real James Earl Jones!

Give the check to his wife in Malibu, and he's yours!