Celebrity Sponsorship of Weather

By Guest Punster, the Anti-Matter J.P. Manoux (not the actual one)

It has come to our attention that Celebrities are using a unique tool to market themselves: sponsoring and renaming the weather.

The most obvious example is the recent name change of frozen rain or "hail" to "Hail-ey Joel Osment."

But did you know there are more coming? Here are some future sponsorships soon-to-be-announced.

Rain will be renamed "Rain-dy Travis"

Snow will be renamed "Sn-owen Wilson"

Cloudy will be renamed "Cloud-Dee Snyder"

Temperature will be renamed "Tempa-Tor-Bjorn Olsson" (visual effects director on the Lord of the Rings movies)

High Wind will be renamed "Harr-Igh-Son Ford aka Wind-iana Jones"

If you fail to use these terms, you will not have the right to the standard weather. Your weather will be replaced with fire from the sky and screaming of bats.

Corporate America demands your compliance!

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