Compare Jesus to Kristin Scott Thomas in The English Patient.
Both die.
Both are put in a cave.
Both wait three days.
But only one comes out.
Ha Ha, Kristin Scott Thomas in The English Patient... you are NOTHING like Jesus. Stay in that cave, lady!
What's that? You say that Jesus was never nominated for an Oscar?
Why are you talking, Kristin Scott Thomas in The English Patient. You are so dead in a cave and I just proved a wicked point about Jesus!
Why are you talking, Kristin Scott Thomas in The English Patient. You are so dead in a cave and I just proved a wicked point about Jesus!
What's that again? You say Jesus never was awarded the Légion d'honneur by the French government in 2005?
God, Kristin Scott Thomas in The English Patient, you know how to ruin a guy's fun!
Stay in that cave, lady!
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