Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Those 300 guys sure like Spritzers!


Man, those bare chested 300 hunks love their "Sparta."

But since no one loves "Sparta" and actually it makes people ill to scream the word, the actors of this film replaced their battle cry with the phrase "Spritzer!"

All manly actors love white wine spritzers, and would gladly die in battle for the light, fruity combination of cheap wine and Sprite.

Here is a scene from the film...

Wine Steward: This is madness!

Bare Chested King Leonidas: THIS IS SPRITZER!

(King Leonidas kicks Wine Steward into pit of bubbly soda and wine.)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Scene saved for the director's version of the DVD:
(Kind Leonidas and Dilios are in steam bath.)

Kind Leonidas: Do you drink spritzers?
Dilios: When I have them, master.
Kind Leonidas: Do you drink Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Dilios: No, master.
Kind Leonidas: Do you consider the drinking of spritzers simply a fruity, lightly carbonated diversion, while drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade spurs men to madness?
Dilios: No, master.
Kind Leonidas: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Dilios: Yes, master.

Greg Rice said...

Ironically Tony Curtis kept interrupting the filming of this scene, asking Zack Synder for a "piece of that."

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