The sorority that I pledged as a Freshman this year does not have pillow fights, they have Oprah Flights!
Everyone takes an Oprah by the feet and begins to swing it wildly.
If you have a medium-fat Oprah, you can get swinging quickly!
If you have a super-fat Oprah, you start slowly and weakly, but gain super momentum late!
If we have too many fighters and not enough Oprahs, someone may fight with a Gail or a Rachel Ray. No one ever uses the Dr. Phil.
These are not blow-ups, or paper cut outs, by the way. They are real human Oprahs.
When they smack you they leave suuuuuch a mark.
Thanks for your time.
Gerry Hamberg
P.S. Yes I am a man in his late 50s. My sorority is progressive and mind your own business and it is not fictitious.
Everyone takes an Oprah by the feet and begins to swing it wildly.
If you have a medium-fat Oprah, you can get swinging quickly!
If you have a super-fat Oprah, you start slowly and weakly, but gain super momentum late!
If we have too many fighters and not enough Oprahs, someone may fight with a Gail or a Rachel Ray. No one ever uses the Dr. Phil.
These are not blow-ups, or paper cut outs, by the way. They are real human Oprahs.
When they smack you they leave suuuuuch a mark.
Thanks for your time.
Gerry Hamberg
P.S. Yes I am a man in his late 50s. My sorority is progressive and mind your own business and it is not fictitious.
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