Friday, March 30, 2007

What the buttons mean in the new Speed Racer movie


The Wachowski Brothers are making a Speed Racer film for next year and it was just announced that the buttons do on the new Mach 5.

Button A: Jump!
Button B: Find Transvestite Bar!
Button C: Put on Trannie clothes!
Button D: Don't judge me!
Button E: High Beams (car)
Button F: High Beams (fake breasts on Trannie)
Button G: Kicks Monkey and Retarded Kid from Trunk, replaces with Trannie.

This is encouraging, as I love to watch men in women's clothes remove monkeys from small places.

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