Tuesday, March 20, 2007

The Drive Thru Menu at Peter O'Toole's


The new drive thru restaurant named "Peter O'Tooles" announced their extra value menu today.

Combo #1 - 3 Vodka martinis, 2 highballs, bourbon chaser
Combo #2 - 2 Vodka martinis, 2 Gin martinis, 1 highball, rye whisky chaser
Combo #3 - various liquors, many of which are lit on fire
Health-Conscious Combo - 9 wine spritzers

Upsize by adding 2 gin and tonics for just $3 more.

Food menu TBA (probably never).

Come to O'Tooles. Remember their slogan. Peter stands with his junk sticking out of his pants and says "I must run water through this, ma'am."

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