There is a great new technology that will revoultionize how you deal with steak and tomatoes.
Why pour unwieldy salt on your meat and fruit? You are forced this way to spread that salt yourself, and you are very clumsy... mounds of salt will cluster on the left side of your meat and fruit, while the right side will be bland and salt-free.
The solution is clear. Turn real mice into living salt mice. These live salt mice will live in a small cage on your restraunt table, consuming coffee sugar packets for food.
When your steak and fruit arrive from the angry waitress, you let the mouse loose. He/she will run over your steak and fruit, coating it EVENLY with delicious salt. No more will your inadequacies in salt distribution ruin your meal.
How will we accomplish the creation of salt mice? That is the easiest part. Simply make them turn back and look at Sodom and Gammorah.
Ha ha, stupid mouse! Now that you looked back at the cities of sin, you are doomed to serve us at Claim Jumper forever!
Why pour unwieldy salt on your meat and fruit? You are forced this way to spread that salt yourself, and you are very clumsy... mounds of salt will cluster on the left side of your meat and fruit, while the right side will be bland and salt-free.
The solution is clear. Turn real mice into living salt mice. These live salt mice will live in a small cage on your restraunt table, consuming coffee sugar packets for food.
When your steak and fruit arrive from the angry waitress, you let the mouse loose. He/she will run over your steak and fruit, coating it EVENLY with delicious salt. No more will your inadequacies in salt distribution ruin your meal.
How will we accomplish the creation of salt mice? That is the easiest part. Simply make them turn back and look at Sodom and Gammorah.
Ha ha, stupid mouse! Now that you looked back at the cities of sin, you are doomed to serve us at Claim Jumper forever!
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3 comments:
Will they eat my parsley roaches?
That mouse of yours just turned my Bloomin' Onion into a Bloomin' FUNion! Don't follow? Allow me to explain... Until recently, my "onion" (though it does in fact routinely bloom) did little more than promise uncomfortable nourishment. Today, my cryful tuber promises not only delicious sating, but delightful entertainment as well. Thanks for pulling that "FU" off your varsity sweater, LetterMouse!
Mario? Luigi? Watch your backs...
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