Now that the Academy Awards have finally given the Oscar to Martin Scorsese, the awards have been cancelled moving forward.
With the final episode of the Oscars airing last night, Clown Vs. Wolf thought you would want to "look back" at the winners of the first every Academy Awards, held in the year 3 million B.C. in the Shrine Auditorium.
Best Picture: Scream at Tiger, Large Teeth
Best Actor: Oog, Fire Bad
Best Actress: Heervoo, Make Nice Kiss Kiss
Best Makeup: Mud Fall Down
Best Costume: Big Leaf Cover Pee Poo
Best Adapted Screenplay: Mud Fall Down (adapted from the folktale, The Death of Kreeno the Clumsy)
Best Original Screenplay: The Remains of the Day
Thalberg Award: Chief Googoo, for not eating all the babies
With the final episode of the Oscars airing last night, Clown Vs. Wolf thought you would want to "look back" at the winners of the first every Academy Awards, held in the year 3 million B.C. in the Shrine Auditorium.
Best Picture: Scream at Tiger, Large Teeth
Best Actor: Oog, Fire Bad
Best Actress: Heervoo, Make Nice Kiss Kiss
Best Makeup: Mud Fall Down
Best Costume: Big Leaf Cover Pee Poo
Best Adapted Screenplay: Mud Fall Down (adapted from the folktale, The Death of Kreeno the Clumsy)
Best Original Screenplay: The Remains of the Day
Thalberg Award: Chief Googoo, for not eating all the babies
3 comments:
Seriously, Merchant-Ivory have been around forever. One was the first homosapien trader, or "merchant". The other is, and remains, made of actual ivory.
This transcript of the ceremony survives:
"Oog wish to thank other nominees. Long respect Peter O'Toole ..."
Wayne Cheeze!
this is pretty hillarious.
i think Marin Scorsese got passed over in 3,000,000 BC when Chief Googoo threatened the eat Marty and he took himself off the stone ballot.
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