Thursday, February 1, 2007

Why did I become a Buddhist right before I had access to this time machine?


Crap! I just awakened from the "sleep of ignorance" by directly realizing the true nature of reality. And it was the same day that I just finished work on this kick ass time machine.

I could totally go back in time and put 100 bucks in a savings account and collect millions today... if I only coveted material things.

I could totally go back 2 years ago and buy Google stock and double my money or more... if I didn't walk on the noble eightfold path.

I could totally buy land where that mall is gonna be, so I can sell it to Westfield Shoppingtown... if I didn't discover the true nature of reality through a lifetime of spiritual cultivation.

I also want to kidnap Steve Jobs, but man...

Loving kindness my ass!

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