Slot Machine Madness

As this is Clown vs. Wolf posting #100, it is time to detail the exact payouts of the slot machine that I have in the casino located in my basement.

Cherry, anything, anything - 1 coin
Cherry, cherry, anything - 2 coins
cherry, cherry, cherry - jackpot (does not happen)

bell, bell, bell - 15 coins
belle, belle, belle - Beauty and the Beast DVD (out of print)

bar, anything, anything - free drink
bar, bar, anything - buy me a drink?
bar, bar, bar - where is that damn bar? What? Last Call? Why you lousy...

baby, baby, baby - free baby
baby, baby, anything - free baby
baby, anything, anything - free baby
anything, anything, anything - free baby

WON'T SOMEONE TAKE THIS SCREAMING BABY AWAY!!!

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