Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Canada's New Plan


Neo-conservatives (Hannity, Wolfawitz, et al.) are falling out of favor in the states, what with all the mismanagement, lying, and sex with teens.

So the Canadian government sees this as an opportunity, and is opening their borders to these misunderstood captains of industry.

In order to attract that sweet, sweet neo-con cash, the Canadian government is eliminating all income taxes for people making more than $200,000 a year.

Sounds perfect? There is a catch! Anyone who pays taxes has the right to pass wind in the face of those who pay none.

Are we to believe that Canada is eliminating income tax for neo-cons just so they can fart in their face?

I am not sure, but during the press conference annoucing the new plan, Prime Minister Stephen Harper was distinctly giggling.

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