Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Academy Award Winners of 3,000,000 A.D.


After 10,000 years, the Academy Awards were revived from cancellation in 12,008 A.D. through the efforts of Dame Judy Dench's distant ancestor, Willie Fernfly Dench.

They thrived until the natural end of the planet Earth, albeit with rather low ratings. (You Tube continued to take much of the show's audience.)

As you requested, here are the winners of the last Oscar neuroncast, finished moments before the sun's nova explosion engulfed the earth.

Best Picture: Nanobot Orgasm Stimulation #402AHG8

Best Actor: Zzzz, Nanobot Orgasm Stimulation #402AHK10

Best Actress: Zzz*$z, Nanobot Orgasm Stimulation #402AGR31

Best Original Screenplay: Nanobot Orgasm and Murder Stimulation #402AGXX32

Best Adapted Screenplay: Howard's End (infinite remake edition)

Thalberg Award: Warren Beatty

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