Once there was a boy born by the name of Clocky Office. His name came from the fact that the first thing his mother saw when he was born was a clock, and that clock was located in an office.
Clocky Office could never tell time, and he was bad at filing. In fact, he works construction and is consistently late to appointments.
Therefore, we at the International Institute of Irony (aka the III), have determined that Clocky Office is our Most Ironic Man of 2006.
Second place was given to Pencil Sharp, a man who prefers pens and keeps his knives perpetually dull.
The award was first given in 1924 to Slim Longfellow, a short fat man.
Last year's winner was James Lipton, as he is not made of onion soup at all.
If you have an ironic name, please don't contact us for this award, as that is usually the tactic of a man who renames himself with a deliberately ironic name. (We are talking to you Vibrant O'Color, a recent albino applicant.)
Clocky Office could never tell time, and he was bad at filing. In fact, he works construction and is consistently late to appointments.
Therefore, we at the International Institute of Irony (aka the III), have determined that Clocky Office is our Most Ironic Man of 2006.
Second place was given to Pencil Sharp, a man who prefers pens and keeps his knives perpetually dull.
The award was first given in 1924 to Slim Longfellow, a short fat man.
Last year's winner was James Lipton, as he is not made of onion soup at all.
If you have an ironic name, please don't contact us for this award, as that is usually the tactic of a man who renames himself with a deliberately ironic name. (We are talking to you Vibrant O'Color, a recent albino applicant.)
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