Recent Clown vs. Wolf Battle Results

Round 19: Unbreakable Steel Skeleton Clown vs. Octogenarian Wolf (Nov 20th, 2006)

Unbreakable Steel Skeleton Clown attacks the Octogenarian Wolf with spinning circus blades in each hand. The clown is laughing in a high-pitched attempt to intimidate by evoking fear of Batman's nemesis, "The Joker." This proves to be futile on a non-literate animal, such as a wolf.

The elderly wolf has no teeth. So rather than biting, he leaps into the mouth of the clown. He burrows slowly down the clown's throat, separating his mouth apart as he digs. The clown is suffocated, as his unbreakable steel skeleton remained a non-factor.

Although the wolf also cannot breathe inside the clown's throat, he lasts much longer than the nancy-boy clown. Once the deed is done, the member of the "Greatest Wolf Generation" easily backs out of the mix of saliva, teeth and blood the clown once called a mouth.

Later, the wolf is put to stud with several other bulls and horses.