Alternate History of the US #177

In this alternate universe, James Dean did not die young. He lives to be old and uninteresting.

This event does not impact the assassination of Lincoln, as that event predated the death of James Dean by nearly 100 years!

But the classic 'butterfly' effect of the non-death of James Dean now caused the following to happen:

*Red is now Blue.
*Fridays are 90 hours long.
*There are miles of tunnels that link together Dallas and Ft. Worth, so Texans will not be eaten by the cannibal locusts.
*Chocolate and peanut butter are no longer delicious together. They are still delicious separately.
*Outer Space now has plenty of air in it.
*Twizzlers have knocked Red Vines off the map.
*Bantha meat has replaced beef.
*Instead of presents for Christmas, people get one 'free murder' to commit.
*No one watches James Dean's movies, as he is widely regarded as a hack.