Amusing Exchange From A Married Couple

I am a regular listener of the Art Buchwald Radio Show. (I listen to it on KOLD, Southern California's Hot Medical and Geriatric Talk.) I thought you may enjoy this amusing anecdote that Art read during today's "Men vs. Women" segment.

A man was having horrible tooth pain. As he is married to an oral surgeon, he asked his wife to look at this mouth. "It is nothing," she said, "leave it alone and the pain will go away."

He did nothing about the pain, but it got worse every day. Eventually it was excruciating, "I am in horrible pain, and it got worse every day. It never got better. But you said to do nothing! How could you suggest this, as a licensed oral surgeon?"

"You forgot one important piece of information," she said.

"What is that?" he asked.

"I hate you."

That Art is a cut-up. No wonder he stole the idea for Coming to America from Eddie Murphy.