Moliere runs from the LAPD

Moliere, better known as Jean-Baptiste Poquelin, ran from the LAPD in Inglewood holding a car stereo he had ripped from a Dodge Durango. The foppish 17th century playwright scaled a chain link fence in order to lose the dogs that were after him. Then the fabulously flamboyant scribe was sprayed in the face with pepper-spray by an elderly woman who owned the yard.

As he fell in pain, he was discovered by the searchlights of overhead helicopters. It was a splendid farce.

Later, Moliere died on stage, while performing Le Malade Imaginaire.