Nicknames for ole Pops

My Ole Pops has many nicknames.

His real name is James S. Pork

So his buddies called him "Spicy Pork"

Which then turned into "Carnitas"

Which they shortened to "Car"

So then they called him "Automobile"

Which became "Model-T (the original Automobile)" then "Mr. T"

"Mr. T" morphed into "B.A." (T's A-Team nome de plume)

"B.A." turned into "Burnt Almonds" which then turned to "Arsenic"

"Arsenic" lasted for a day before they called him "Old Lace"

When they called him "Old Lace," James S. Pork snapped and ate his friends. Uncooked.

He is in prison now, and I never visit.

Above is a picture of James K. Polk since no known picture is available for ole Pops James S. Pork.

Though I call him ole Pops, he is clearly not by father, you of course know this.