While she may be the heart and soul of the worst presidential administration since fuckin' Taft, I think Condoleezza Rice should be called Condoleezza NICE!
Why do I say so?
* When told she made Time Magazine's list of 100 Most Influential People, she said "Aw Shucks, Fellas."
* Her policy of Transformational Diplomacy is based on democratic values, which are nice values generally.
* Refuses to waterboard people, at least personally.
Since Condie is such a sweetie, I think we should think of other nicknames for famous Rices.
* SF 49er player Jerry Rice is now called Jerry Thrice, for his three or more Super Bowl rings.
* Author Anne Rice is now called Anne Ice, for her chillingly realistic depiction of Tom Cruise as a gay vampire.
* Boston Red Sox player Jim Rice is now called Jim Lice, for his refusal to wash his uniform that led to an infestation of grubs.
* Gary Hart's friend Donna Rice is now called Donna Vice, cause she had sex with that one guy once.
And I should be called Greg Mice, cause Mice is allllll I eat!
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