Steven Baldwin's new show is called "Steven Baldwin's Yacht Rape Club" and the premise is simple...
Steven invites young women to his Yacht and they enjoy a few drinks.
That's it. Pretty innocent, really. Nothing else happens.
What? "Rape Club?" Sure it sounds bad, but it can't be further from the truth.
So why did Steven Baldwin choose to call his show "Steven Baldwin's Yacht Rape Club?"
Um...
To warn women against the dangers of going to his yacht! Yeah, that's-- no! Why would he have to warn anyone? It's all prefectly sweet.
In fact, just so the girls don't drink and drive, he gets Daniel to drive them home.
Oh... I get it now.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Steven Baldwin's new show
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After several inquiries, and perhaps what might be interpreted as a threat, Mr. Stephen Baldwin mailed me a rough cut of the pilot. I'm happy to report that it is yet another triumph. The opening scenes feature several attractive women boarding the yacht. They are led downstairs to a small area with six chairs facing a platform. When the curtains are pulled back, Mr. Stephen Baldwin, dressed in a black turtleneck and black pants, is sitting on a stool. A single spotlight shines on him as he leans ever-so-slightly forward to begin:
"I am Muscular Dystrophy, and I hate people. Especially children! ..."
Wayne Cheeze!
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