Thursday, July 5, 2007

The fun kind of bleeding


Contrary to Wikipedia, bleeding is normally not a fun activity.

But there are exceptions, three to be precise, when bleeding is a hoot.

1) When you bleed into the FunSparkle Bleed Machine, the most entertaining machine ever invented that runs on human blood.

2) When the FunSparkle Bleed Machine gives you a FunTime cut, making you bleed some more, and making the FunSparkle Bleed Machine twirl even faster.

3) When bleeding on the class action suit affidavit to the FunSparkle Bleed Machine Company that will make you rich, rich, rich!

So now I am worth tens of thousands, and have countless cuts on my hands and face?

Just like Edward James Olmos.

Photo by Jillallyn

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