I was excited to try my grandmother's recipe for Fried Milk. Since it was a secret, I waited on her front stoop until she died before entering her house and riffling through her papers.
To my surprise, the recipe looks delicious...
1) Take 2% milk, let harden in sun.
2) Add dog urine.
3) Throw it in ungrateful grandson's face.
4) Show him attached picture and tell him it is Fried Milk, when it is clearly just decayed milk and dog urine.
I did the recipe like it said. When the recipe said "Grandson" I assumed it meant me, since I have no heirs.
Wow the picture looks great!
Why do I smell like dog pee and mayonnaise?
To my surprise, the recipe looks delicious...
1) Take 2% milk, let harden in sun.
2) Add dog urine.
3) Throw it in ungrateful grandson's face.
4) Show him attached picture and tell him it is Fried Milk, when it is clearly just decayed milk and dog urine.
I did the recipe like it said. When the recipe said "Grandson" I assumed it meant me, since I have no heirs.
Wow the picture looks great!
Why do I smell like dog pee and mayonnaise?
3 comments:
Happy birthday, Dog Urine Boy
Note: This is NOT JP.
Thanks, way too late!
Ducey!
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