When I was a kid, sure, the rock and roll lyrics were a little raunchy. Jimmy Hendricks told his Hot Momma she had "tire tracks on your back" which somehow seemed dirty, but in an automotively safe context.
Now I can't believe what you kids listen to. I had to hear for myself so I went down to the (pictured) local record store and bought a VHS tape.
That's right, you buy music on tape now! I only had vinyl LPs.
Well imagine my surprise that this VHS tape was just people having sex with each other. And very little music!
I had to make sure so I bought ten more tapes, and sure enough all of them had smutty sex. They give out Grammys for this?
Even the titles are without merit. I don't know what artistic goals are met with the title Ultimate Handjob #8. I also saw little carry-through of thematic elements when I went back and watched episodes 1-7.
The only saving grace is that record stores these days are open 24 hours and have hidden off-street entrances.
Now I can't believe what you kids listen to. I had to hear for myself so I went down to the (pictured) local record store and bought a VHS tape.
That's right, you buy music on tape now! I only had vinyl LPs.
Well imagine my surprise that this VHS tape was just people having sex with each other. And very little music!
I had to make sure so I bought ten more tapes, and sure enough all of them had smutty sex. They give out Grammys for this?
Even the titles are without merit. I don't know what artistic goals are met with the title Ultimate Handjob #8. I also saw little carry-through of thematic elements when I went back and watched episodes 1-7.
The only saving grace is that record stores these days are open 24 hours and have hidden off-street entrances.
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