Thursday, March 8, 2007

A self review of my performance to date


Cleanliness (out of 10): 3

Good Intentions (out of 10): 6

Structural Integrity (out of 10): vs. hurricanes, 10; vs. earthquake, 5; vs. children’s tears, 1

Weakest Body Parts: stomach (punch), eyes (poke), ears (can be “boxed”)

Malice: Light (towards shrimp), Heavy (towards all things not shrimp)

Use of vowels: AAAAAAAA-OOOOOOOOK

Personal reference: Was wife, now no reference

Locker Combination (gym): twice right to 30, once left to 12, right to 3

Nuclear Suitcase Password (gym): “ohno” (all one word)

Vertical Leap: (without kangaroo) 4”; (with kangaroo, in pouch) 34”

Clown or Wolf: I’d like to say Wolf, but I know better

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