Since we are working 105 hours a week, no one is looking after our inanimate objects. This is fine for furniture as they hate humans. But your tools are very sad, as you have left them in the lawn and they are now rusting.
Fine English Bitties are available for mere pence to take care of your tools. These Bitties were removed from service as they used to strike children with tools. So why not have them look after your tools instead?
Once you turn your tools over to them, however, never try to retrieve them from the Bitties. If you do, they will strike you with your own tools. You will also be hit if you stop paying them. You are therefore committed to paying them $4 a week, and you will never see your tools again.
THIS IS A LESSON TO YOU!
Fine English Bitties are available for mere pence to take care of your tools. These Bitties were removed from service as they used to strike children with tools. So why not have them look after your tools instead?
Once you turn your tools over to them, however, never try to retrieve them from the Bitties. If you do, they will strike you with your own tools. You will also be hit if you stop paying them. You are therefore committed to paying them $4 a week, and you will never see your tools again.
THIS IS A LESSON TO YOU!
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