Sunday, March 25, 2007

Barry Pepper signs with New York Giants


Coach Tom Coughlin announced today the signing of acclaimed actor Barry Pepper to the New York Giants' 2007-08 roster.

Pepper has been cast in the role of the world-weary veteran quarterback, brought in to "train and tame" young hotshot Eli Manning. When Manning gets injured right before the 2008 playoffs, Pepper has a chance to step in for one last moment of glory.

Still to be cast are the roles of the comic relief foreign-national place kicker and Coughlin's smoking hot girlfriend on the side.

This is Pepper's third sports role, the other two being his portrayal of Roger Maris in HBO's 61*, and his role as a Professional Rollerball Star in John Travolta's Battlefield Earth.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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